Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
that's an acceptable place to lick
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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