I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
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I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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