I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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