Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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