Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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