Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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