If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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