That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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