Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
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