either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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