yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
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I need you to use more vowels.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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