so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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