weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
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You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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