I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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