it wasn't lemon gatorade
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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