Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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