This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
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Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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