I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
The chlamydia really affected his face.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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