It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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