So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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