Sponge bath it is.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
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