whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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