No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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