How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
one two three fourrrrnication!
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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