have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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