so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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