There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
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Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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