i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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