ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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