I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm at about main and main street
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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