Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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