Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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