Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
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First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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