so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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