found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
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no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
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Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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