Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
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just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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