I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
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Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
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Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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