Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.