I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Come see our sink grown plant.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems