I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
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it's like my freshman wet dream come true
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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