So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I cut my penus on the lid.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.