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I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
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His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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