how hairy? two words: wookie tits
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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