i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Randomize
