I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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