Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
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Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
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I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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