Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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