is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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