totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
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We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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