just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
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i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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