I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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