she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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