just come out here and I will go home with you...
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
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Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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