Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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